Perfect Description Of My Sunday

Stylin' & Profilin'

I need to try to dress cuter more than once a week. Sure my work is super casual and doesn't mind me wearing t-shirt, jeans, and flip flops but doesn't mean I have to every day. So to get inspired, I did some pretend shopping and these are a few things I want but can't afford (fun and depressing at the same time!) All items c/o Need Supply, discovered after trying to find my friend and fashion icon Rosemery a 30th birthday present.





(Actually could afford these, but at the moment I'm in the "broke" category monetarily...but not broke in spirit!)

It's Passover, and You Know What That Means....

Most of my coworkers get to leave early to eat. Pretty sure that's what it's all about. And the rest don't have to come in Friday, because it's good and they must celebrate that. Yet little ol' Reagan is here all week. That's what I get for lacking any religious convictions (or knowledge, if you take the above seriously). That and possibly eternal damnation, depending on who you talk to (aka most people from my hometown). Anyway, here's some other stuff.

Bangable Dudes in History: Dead Man Porn For Your Still-Beating Heart
Guaranteed hours of entertainment, or at least minutes, depending on attention span.

Resume Fail Or Win Depending On Your Point Of View
I would call this guy in just to make him "sexy" dance.

A Shoe Made Of Cheddar Cheese Sandwiches
This makes me dry heave just looking at them, then thinking about them after I've stopped looking. So sad, because I love cheese.

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him
Hey, where did that ball come from?

1/2 of my nightmare threesome (the other being Kid Rock).

5 Things I Like Today

1. This weird picture.

2. San Francisco Man Catches Fire in Porn Shop
Yes, catching fire is not a laughing matter, but catching fire in an adutle video store is.

3. Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll
I like my sex dolls to be anonymous.

4. Cute Roulette
I know a 10 yr old who is going to love this.

5. Aziz Ansari on Letterman
I wish he was my friend.

The Daily Show - Toemageddon 2011 - This Little Piggy Went to Hell
Tags: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook

No video but great song.

One of my favorite scenes ever, discussed over dinner tonight.

Can't wait for Friday

Think I might try to rock the high pony this summer. Might work better if I hadn't just gotten my hair trimmed.

I'll never be as cute as I was when I was 6 but I'll forever be as awkward as I was at 13

Do you ever just see somebody and think, life must be really easy for them? Not because they're rich or famous but because they are just really fucking good looking? Sure, everyone has problems, but if you take out self esteem issues the rest probably doesn't seem that bad. And yes even the most gorgeous girls or guys can still lack self confidence but that's their own fault for not testing the limitations of ego. Maybe that's why I was made this way and not that way, because I would definitely abuse the power that beauty brings. And I'm not trying to put myself down with these comparisons, but it's just a fact that there are people in the world who fall into the stunning category and others who have great personalities. The grass is always greener, just as I envy some it's possible that I have too been envied. And on that note, my grilled cheese sandwich just arrived.

Aww you motherfuckers like to dance?

Fight For Your Right- Revisited
(via Rosemery)
So many cameos in this (or all cameos), it reminded me of the fight scene from Anchorman.

Happy National Grilled Cheese Day!
I want this for lunch, but alas I only have bread and cheese and nothing to grill it on.

And for dessert, free ice cream at Ben & Jerry's
I don't do lines so this is a no go. Shit gets crowded when there's free ice cream involved.

Are your friends making you fat?
I knew it wans't my fault. Thanks a lot, friends! (Of course posting about grilled cheese and ice cream probably isn't helping the cause)

Man drinks only beer and water for lent
I don't participate but I thought lent was about giving up something. But I guess he gave up food, so maybe that counts. PS it's not as fun as it sounds, dude is being all methodical about it and only drinking 4 beers a day, 5 on the weekends. I guess combined with the lack of food it's enough to get a decent buzz.

Highlight of Big Love finale

Natalie Maines cover of God Only Knows

Too bad the season sucked, because this cover is awesome.

You're nasty!

Please don't fuck this up

Apparently there's going to be a Jeff Buckley Biopic. I wonder if they will call it "Dream Brother" and if it will star James Franco. Or maybe Jared Leto, if he can take the time to temporarily un-goth himself.

Learning the facts of The Facts of Life

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Fact: Mrs. Garrett is still awesome.

Fact: Blair's hair is the same now as it was in the 80's, and not ironically (see above pictures for evidence)

Fact: Jo, suprisingly not a lesbian, but Geri is. (Another fact: cerebal palsy doesn't make you funny)

Fact: Tootie has not appeared in a Tyler Perry movie but has directed an episode of Meet the Browns.

Fact: Natalie is still the fat one.