I get this feeling that time's just holding me down

Sometimes I like headlines more than I like actually reading the articles. Maybe that's why National Enquirer and The Sun always used to get me when I was a kid as soon as I approached that check out line. But when I read Jerry Seinfeld Calls Lady Gaga a Jerk I didn't need to read on before chuckling to myself. For some reason I pictured Sam Weir ala Freaks and Geeks saying this to any one of the many people who bullied him on the show and that my friends made it all the more amusing. Jerry Seinfeld as Sam Weir versus Lady Gaga as Kim Kelly. The exact quote was "This woman is a jerk. I hate her" but I personally like the idea that he said "you're a jerk" to her face. Also speaking of Gaga, this quote from Rolling Stone has been floating around many a facebook status today: "When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady GaGa, you get up and walk the walk today." I don't know if I have the attitude or wardrobe to pull off this mantra, but doesn't mean I might not give it a try. Does it matter that I'm 30?

They are remaking Footloose and finally cast their Ren, some dude named Kenny Wormold. Right off the bat- I don't like his last name. I'm repeating it in my head and I just don't like the sound of it. It's definitely no Bacon. Speaking of, here is a little Yacht Rock featuring the aforementioned in the story of how Kenny Loggins wrote the "Footloose" theme song.



I think I already mentioned this yesterday but I have a comedy show tonight and since I've been too lazy to prepare anything, I just printed out my set (written today) and taped it to a series of notecards. Which makes me look like a dork but I can't help that I'm organized and like to type things. But now I don't even have the energy to look at it and thus become vaguely familiar. Sure it's my own words and thoughts, but still, going in front of a crowd of up to 20 people (!) can be nerve racking and make me lose my train of thought. Thus the note cards. I'm pretty sure I'm just going to do it high school presentation style, minus the access to the overhead projector which means no graphs or pie charts for me. Hopefully it will go as I'm picturing it in my mind (aka borderline awesome to fully awesome) and my humorous delivery will compensate for the lack of preparedness. Hopefully.

R.