Jeremy London says his acting saved skills saved him from his kidnappers. Really? Were you playing the role of fatter Jason London? Because I would believe that.
Speaking of fat actors, I have coined a term I like to call “fame bloat” and it happens when an actor becomes famous and starts partying too much and suddenly becomes a fatter version of his once slender self. The genius of it is that they are famous and therefore unaffected by the effects of weight gain, meaning they can still get roles and get laid. Current victim: Jason Segal. Remember when he looked like this? It happened to Matthew Perry in the 90’s, if you recall his fluctuating weight season to season. It’s a sad, sad thing but what’s even sadder is that actresses can’t get fame bloat. Yes, technically they can, but not if they want to keep working. In fact, they actually go the opposite direction. The more famous they become, the thinner they get. I hate to mention her name but let me please let me direct your attention to exhibit a: Lindsay Lohan. Bitch got skinny as shit post Mean Girls. I know, this isn’t breaking news, but I was talking about it recently and that led to writing about it.
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