On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.

I thought I would have to wait til next season of Parks and Rec to find out who would be playing Tammy 1...but a little playing around on the internet proved otherwise. In the finale, the mere mention of Tammy 1 caused Tammy 2 to run off screaming- and this is someone Ron described as "programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness." I can't wait to find out what kind of beast this Tammy 1 will be, but hopefully Patricia Clarkson won't let us down. Perhaps her experience on Fraser will help her transition back to tv comedy? [she types sarcastically] There's no doubt, she's a great actress but joining my favorite show puts a lot of pressure on her, from me personally. And I'm sure if she had any idea who I was, she might feel that pressure.



Tom: That’s right. Ron has two ex-wives. Each… named… Tammy.
Ron: Both of them bitches.